Disgusting Habits and Horrible Crimes of American Presidents

America has had forty plus presidents in her very short but eventful history (which is still continuing).

Among them were some truly disgusting and repulsive individuals, by anyone’s standards.

The crimes of almost every American president and those of the benighted nation they led are truly of Biblical – and even epic proportions – and their personal habits and ways are likewise disgusting and horrible beyond the imaginable.

And the malaise started right with the first one.

America’s first president, I think it was George Washington, was a committed slave owner, a driver of Negroes so to speak, until his very death. Such a die-hard slave owner was he that he refused to set his slaves free during his life and only granted them freedom (or what passed for it in America at the time) posthumously.

Thomas Jefferson, who also was a slave owner (as were most of the founding fathers), had an unhealthy predilection for young slave girls. He apparently had sexual intercourse with many who would now be classed as minors (thereby making him legally a pedophile), and in fact openly lived with one of them as man and wife after the death of his betrothed wife.

Many American presidents were prone to cussing and using foul language, such as Dwight Eisenhower and Richard Nixon. But cussing (when done in moderation) is not the most serious offense in anybody’s book.

What is probably the most disgusting one, however, is farting and belching in public. And America has had an unusually large number of such presidents. William Howard Taft, the 27th President, was notorious in this respect. Clinically obese and the fattest president ever, he suffered from flatulence (compulsive and random farting) and belching. Some even claimed he died of excessive farting.

Harry Truman belched and farted in front of people, it is said, much to the consternation of wife Bess. Somehow I don’t find it surprising that he is the one who ordered an inhumane and totally unnecessary nuclear attack on two cities in Japan. There is also evidence to suggest that he was in fact a British spy installed by the British agents in the U. S. government after they poisoned FDR with rat poison (as one theory has it) on Churchill’s orders for opposing the British empire too much.

John F. Kennedy raped Marylin Monroe, had many extra-marital affairs, groped the breasts of every young woman he came across and always got away with it (until his Dallas trip, that is).

Lyndon B. Johnson scratched his crotch and fingered his dick and balls at Cabinet meetings and in front of female White House staff members. He was also a chronic alcoholic and a sex fiend.

Ronald Reagan was a terrible blasphemer, and God may have punished him for that (Amen!) — Reagan seems to have labored in the fog of dementia for most of his two terms in office.

Bill Clinton is best known for his masturbation sessions in the White House’s Oval Office with or without a certain other party.

George W. Bush is a compulsive fartist too (all the same he is America’s best president ever in my view) and an unashamed one at that. It is said that, during his time in office, he liked to fart in the presence of junior members of the White House staff.

In light of the above I wonder what disgusting habits Obama has? Is he a belcher, a farter, a self-abuser or will he even bring with him to the White House something new, something altogether unheard of?

Update regarding President Obama. There as yet has been no reliable information on whether he likes to fart or belch in public or masturbate in the Oval Office like some of his predecessors did but he undeniably has the dubious distinction of being the world’s most prolific drone murderer.

It has also been suggested that, during his two terms in office, Obama, B. H. may have become the world’s most murderous black man surpassing his idol African dictator Idi Amin.

Obama, B.H. also appears to have adopted a gay penis doodle as his official signature, and he puts it on all U.S. state documents now.

obam dork

Donald Trump is 45th President and the first one with openly discussed improper sexual conduct even before acceding to office, including (self-confessed) sexual harassment, alleged rapes. Also known for tax evasion on a grand scale, corruption, cronyism, unscrupulous business dealings all over the world. Donal Trump was a cocaine user in the 1980s. Mental faculties suspect, mental health appears questionable.

Donald Trump committed human rights violations by executive order in January 2017 (banned refugees and nationals of certain countries from entering the US for no reason, other than their national origin and religious affiliation, suspended the US refugee program).

Disgusting Habits (Crimes) of American Presidents by Habit (Crime)

Alcohol addiction, alcohol abuse, drunkenness: John Adams (excessive drinking), Martin Van Buren (drunkenness in office), John Tylor, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon.

Bloodthirstiness, blood lust, underlying necrophilia: Abraham Lincoln (the bloodiest war on American soil, the bloodiest civil war anywhere in the world), Harry S. Truman (unnecessary and inhuman nuclear attack on Japan); Lindon B. Johnson (Vietnam war – over 3 million dead, mostly civilians); George H. W. Bush (Gulf war – many dead); Bill Clinton (Balkan wars); George W. Bush (2003 Iraq War, Afghanistan, over 2 million killed as a result of his policies); Barack H. Obama (over 300,000 killed as a result of policies, the world’s “most murderous black man”, “most prolific drone murderer”, the “most murderous Nobel peace prize winner ever”).

Drug abuse, narcotic addiction: George Washington (grower and user of marijuana, opiates), Thomas Jefferson (opium, marijuana), Franklin Pierce (hashish), Ulysses S. Grant (cocaine), Woodrow Wilson (cocaine), Franklin D. Roosevelt (cocaine, painkillers, amphetamines), John F. Kennedy (LSD, marijuana, painkillers, codeine, Demerol, methadone, Ritalin, barbiturates, steroids), Richard Nixon (prescription drugs), Ronald Reagan (meds), Bill Clinton (marijuana, cocaine), George W. Bush (marijuana, cocaine), Barack H. Obama (marijuana, cocaine), Donald Trump (cocaine in the 1980s).

Farting and belching in public: William H. Taft (medical condition), Harry S. Truman (choice), George W. Bush (choice).

Human rights violations: John Adams (outlawed criticism of the U.S. Government), Abraham Lincoln (suspended the writ of Habeas Corpus), Woodrow Wilson (Palmer raids), Franklin D. Roosevelt (interred Asian-Americans for their national origin), Donald Trump (banned refugees and nationals of certain countries from entering the US for no reason, other than their national origin and religious affiliation, suspended the refugee program).

Insanity while in office: Ronald Reagan (dementia), Bill Clinton (compulsive masturbator), George W. Bush (low IQ), Barack H. Obama (abnormally high IQ, brain damage from pot smoking), Donald Trump.

Masturbation while in (Oval) office: Bill Clinton, George W. Bush.

Necrophilia manifesting itself in acts of mass (and often) unnecessary killings: Abraham Lincoln (the bloodiest war on American soil, the bloodiest civil war anywhere in the world), Harry S. Truman (unnecessary and inhuman nuclear attack on Japan); Lyndon B. Johnson (Vietnam war – over 3 million dead, mostly civilians); George H. W. Bush (Gulf war – many dead); Bill Clinton (Balkan wars – many dead); George W. Bush (2003 Iraq War, Afghanistan, over 2 million killed as a result of his policies); Barack H. Obama (Afghanistan war 2008 to present, Iraq, Libya, Syria, etc. – over 500,000 killed as a result of policies, the world’s “most murderous black man”, “most prolific drone murderer”, the “most murderous Nobel peace prize winner ever”). Donald Trump (ordered cruise missile attacks on Syria under false pretenses, attacks civilians in Iraq, Yemen – hundreds dead in just one month of Donald Trump’s presidency).

Pedophilia in office and within wider White House administration: Thomas Jefferson (sexual interest in young slave girls), Benjamin Harrison (force-married own niece 25 years his junior), Ronald Reagan & George H. W. Bush and their numerous officials (1980s child homosexual prostitution sex scandal), Bill Clinton – a known associate of, and frequently traveled and allegedly engaged in acts of pedophilia together with, known Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Donald Trump – reportedly engaged in sex with underage girls in the 1980s.

Sex crimes, sex abuse in office & within White House administration: Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison (incest, forced marriage), John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Donald Trump (self-confessed sexual harassment, alleged rapes, pedophilia).

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Disgusting Habits (and Crimes) of American Presidents by President

1. George Washington (1789-1797): slave ownership, breaking sanctity of oath, revolutionary terrorism, narcotic addiction (grew and used marijuana), blood lust, underlying necrophilia.

2. John Adams (1797-1801), stealing Native American lands, outlawed criticism of the U.S government, alcohol addiction, blood lust, underlying necrophilia.

3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809): pedophilia, slave ownership, stealing Native American lands, narcotic addiction (marijuana, opium), blood lust, underlying necrophilia.

4. James Madison (1809-1817), stealing Native American lands

5. James Monroe (1817-1825), slave owner, kept massive plantations, dealt in slaves

6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829),

7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)

8. Martin Van Buren (1837-1841): alcohol abuse,

9. William Henry Harrison (1841)

10. John Tyler (1841-1845), alcohol abuse

11. James K. Polk (1845-1849)

12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)

13. Millard Fillmore (1850-1853)

14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857), alcohol abuse, narcotic addiction (hashish)

15. James Buchanan (1857-1861), alcohol abuse

16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865): blood lust (started a bloody civil war), human rights violations (scrapped Habeas Corpus), underlying necrophilia.

17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)

18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877): alcohol abuse, drunkenness, narcotic addiction (cocaine)

19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)

20. James A. Garfield (1881)

21. Chester Arthur (1881-1885), alcohol abuse

22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889), alcohol abuse

23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893), incestual relationship – force-married his own niece 25 years his junior

24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)

25. William McKinley (1897-1901)

26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909): thievery on a grand scale (stole Panama from Columbia), mistreatment of animals (a prolific and brutal hunter)

27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913): uncontrollable farting and belching in public

28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921): narcotic addition, human rights violations (Palmer raids).

29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)

30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)

31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)

32. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945): narcotic addiction: cocaine, painkillers, stimulants; human rights violations (interred Asian-American citizens for no reason, other than their national origin).

33. Harry S Truman (1945-1953): farting and belching in public as a matter of choice (not a medical condition), blood lust, underlying necrophilia manifesting itself in acts of mass killing using nuclear arms for the first time in history.

34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)

35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963): womanizing, improper sexual conduct, rape of Marilyn Monroe, narcotic addiction (LSD, marijuana, painkillers, codeine, demerol, methadone, ritalin, barbituates, steroids), also engineered the 1963 Arif coup in Iraq (which eventually resulted in Saddam Hussein coming to power)

36. Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969): improper behavior (scratching crotch in front of female White House staff), blood lust, many killed during Vietnam war. Alcohol abuse, sex crimes.

37. Richard Nixon (1969-1974), alcohol abuse, substance abuse (prescription drugs abuse), blood lust – many killed during Vietnam war.

38. Gerald Ford (1974-1977)

39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981): religious insanity, also ironically became the Godfather of Osama Bin Laden.

40. Ronald Reagan (1981-1989): insane while in office – advanced dementia; sex crimes, child sex – a 198os child homosexual prostitution sex scandal involving Reagan VIPs.

41. George H. W. Bush (1989-1993): sex crimes, child sex – a 1980s child homosexual prostitution sex scandal involving Bush VIPs, blood lust, Gulf War – many killed, including civilians.

42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001): masturbation in office, improper sexual conduct, drug abuse – marijuana, cocaine, blood lust – started bloody Balkans war – many dead. Pedophilia – frequently traveled and allegedly engaged in acts of pedophilia together with known Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Allegations of multiple rapes, including pedo rapes.

43. George W. Bush (2001-2009): farting and belching in public as a matter of choice (not a medical condition), clinically low IQ – possibly retarded, bloodthirstiness – over 2 million killed as a result of policies; narcotic addiction (marijuana, cocaine), improper sexual behavior in the Oval Office, also apparently masturbated a male horse at least once.

44. Barack Obama (2009-2016): drug abuse (marijuana, possibly cocaine), mental faculties, speech affected; bloodthirstiness or blood lust and possibly underlying necrophilia – over 300,000 killed as a result of policies, the “most murderous black man in history”, the “most prolific drone killer”, the “most murderous Nobel peace prize winner ever”. Mental health issues.

Barack Obama also appears to have adopted a gay penis doodle as his official signature, and he puts it all U.S. state documents now.

obam dork

45. Donald Trump (2016-): improper sexual conduct, including (self-confessed) sexual harassment, alleged rapes, pedophilia. Economic crimes: tax evasion on a grand scale, corruption, cronyism. Mental faculties suspect, mental health questionable. Drug abuse: a cocaine addict in the 1980s.

Whether true or not, information came to light via a British dossier on Trump, including allegations of Trump’s sexual perversions, corruption, links to Russian intelligence and cooperation with Russian entities and interests.

Human rights violations (in January 2017 banned refugees and nationals of certain countries from entering the US for no reason, other than their national origin and religious affiliation, suspended the US refugee program).

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